godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

zooeyclairedeschanel:

which organ should i sell on the black market to pay for my books